a shopping list for the stench in all of us

the ring 2 (2005): right off the bat its not as good as the first. there is no fun mystery of figuring out something huge (like the tape in the first movie). they have resorted to the old fashion way of scaring people by just coming right out and showing you everything where as the first movie it was scary because of the things you didn't get a full glimpse of. also they use much of the same tactics as the first, so its just a big repeat. nothing new (except the insane chase up the well at the end!!!). the plot is kind of thin so you can see that they had a hard time trying to justify why samara is back. don't get me wrong, it is scary and a good movie, but the first one was a homerun in my eyes. its best to leave your thoughts of the ring on a high note. don't see.

i see my stupid link box to the right is finally working again. piece of crap. well, karen officially left this afternoon. she had quite the time trying to get to this dumpy state and finally leave it. looked as though she was going to be stuck here till tuesday, which is good for us, bad for her. luckily she got out though on some random afternoon flight. i had a blast with her here. we really didn’t do much, but the company was just really nice. the girls ended up watching all of season 1 of one tree hill on dvd and i introduced the movie magic that is kill bill volumes 1 and 2 to karen and kim for the first time. all in all, i was thrilled she came and hope to see her again in the summer time.

now i guess its back to the grind tomorrow. i got nothing accomplished over the break which is what i expected (except me ripping more cds to i-tunes which i'm up to 4,000 songs now!). i have about 10 internships i have to apply to by april 1 and haven’t began a single one. and don’t get me started on homework.

so we had a bomb scare at school today. wasted like three hours of my time for nothing. i could have been watching the movie dave on tnt, but nooooo, the retarded dogs said there was a bomb so i’m forced to suffer.

here’s some little suggestions for anyone needing to try a little something new in their life. ready, set, go.

• old spice classic deodorant stick – original scent – original round stick formula: not sure what the difference is between this and the usual stuff i use except this is cool green looking. its like winterfresh gum for your arms. yum yum. when you put some on, the refreshness is so thrilling that its like pouring cool water all over you. i usually have to look twice to make sure my clothes are still dry (no joke). a definite recommendation to the man’s man.

• crest whitening expressions – cinnamon rush: we all love those cinnamon chewy red bears they sell, so why not use them to brush your teeth? that is exactly what this toothpaste tastes like to a T. this probably means that this toothpaste is pure sugar just like the cinnamon bears, defeating the entire purpose of brushing your teeth, but its worth it. and caution!! you’ll be tempted to actually eat some of the toothpaste so be careful. just go buy a pound of bears and eat some after you brush your teeth.

• special effects – molding wax: what the crap is this you ask? this is the best guy’s hair product on the market. its green, doesn’t flake, doesn’t leave your hair hard as a rock like it used to look like in middle school, leaves a nice shine to it, and smells rather swell. it comes in a little twist thingy like most pomade comes in and i’ve only found it at the disgusting walmart store. i promise though, it is worth stepping into this cheap ass sick store for it. i’ve tried a number of fine and expensive hair products out there, but this $3 a can green glob of glory is worth its weight in gold.

• excedrin extra strength coated tablets: headaches, earaches, migraines, bones aches, cancer, tooth aches, menopause, blisters, crabs, anorexia, you name it and E will cure it. ehe best do-it-all med on the market. take 1 in the morning for a little pick me up. take 2 in the afternoon for good luck. take 3 a day for a healthy, legal addiction. whatever your condition, i’ll put my money on E.

• dolce & gabbana cologne: no one really wants a relationship with a woman who is naughty and too outspoken. sweet and subtle though is what i look for in my ho’s and my cologne. dolce can be pricey but is so worth it. not too hard, not too soft, but just right. you smell pretty bad most days of the week, so anything for you is better than nothing. but take a clue from a true pimp who knows: dolce keeps ‘em coming.